I haven’t been able to stop thinking about Jennifer Lopez‘s new movie, Hustlers, since the full cast was announced. The comedy, based on this 2015 New York magazine article, centers on a group of strippers who scam their rich, sleazy male clients out of thousands of dollars. That concept and Lopez alone are enough to hook me, but check out who else is in the film: Constance Wu, Lili Reinhart, Cardi B, Julia Stiles, KeKe Palmer, and Trace Lysette. It’s literally a who’s who of stars.
And it looks like filming has already started. Lopez and Wu were photographed on the set of Hustlers Thursday, March 28, sporting incredible looks. The context of what they filmed is unknown, but I’m already deeply invested. Take a look at the photos, below, and you’ll see exactly what I mean.
At some point in Hustlers, Lopez feeds Wu a smoothie. Unless, of course, this just happened off-camera. Hydration is important!
But I’m going with this being a plot point. There’s no way Jennifer Lopez and Constance Wu drink shopping-mall smoothies. They only drink diamond-infused water or some other rich-person beverage (kidding).
Can we talk about this dog, though? He or she is absolutely a part of the strippers’ scam.
See the look on the dog’s face? That’s the look of a skilled, savvy scammer. J.Lo doesn’t have to do anything except sit back and chew her gum. The dog has it covered.
Seriously, I need to be this dog.
Actually, wait, never mind. Now J.Lo is pissed at the dog. I don’t want to be this dog.
What are Wu and Lopez glaring at here? The dog? What did that dog do?!
Wu’s dress here is absolutely fire.
As is Lopez’s fuzzy purple coat. Please bury me in this exact outfit.
Of course Alex Rodriguez was on the set. A perfect Instagram boyfriend!
Yup, this movie is about to be so iconic. Here’s live footage of Jennifer Lopez accepting all the money in my bank account and celebrating with a smoothie.
Hustlers is slated for a 2020 release.